The episode "My Life as a Vlog" from The Simpsons season 34, episode 12, unfolds entirely through a series of YouTube videos watched by an anonymous viewer. It begins with the viewer clicking on a video titled "Our Brand-New House!!" posted by TheSimpsonsFamilyChannel, where the Simpsons give a tour of their new mansion, which was purchased for them by a sponsor named Coinstar. The family appears to be thriving as vlog celebrities in this video.

Curious about the Simpsons' rise to fame, the viewer searches for "Simpson Family Who?" and finds a recap video by Comic Book Guy. This video explains that the Simpsons first gained viral attention when a video titled "Cute Baby Gets Stage Fright," featuring Homer and Maggie, went viral. This success led them to start a YouTube channel focusing mainly on Homer and Maggie. Their popularity surged further after another viral video, "Ten-Year-Old Drugged-Out After Oral Surgery During Family Car Sing-A-Long," which showed the family singing while Bart was under laughing gas. Following this, each family member launched their own YouTube series on the channel.

Next, the viewer watches a video by Martin Prince titled "Love Those Crazy Simpsons," which details the individual channels of the family members. Marge hosts "Deep Fried Thoughts," where she interviews guests eating deep-fried foods. Bart runs a prank show called "'Gurt Squad," where he sprays yogurt on Springfield residents. Lisa produces environmental videos cleaning local beaches. Homer and Maggie continue to be central figures in the family's content.

The tone shifts when the viewer clicks on a video titled "The Dark Side of the Simpson Family" by a user named Truth Wizard, who is soon revealed to be Milhouse, the family's cameraman. Milhouse exposes the family's behind-the-scenes behavior, showing clips of Homer angrily lashing out, Lisa orchestrating beach pollution to clean it up for the camera, and Homer scaring Maggie for sponsorship deals. He also reveals that Bart's co-stars are paid actors, undermining the authenticity of their pranks.

Following this exposé, the viewer watches a podcast featuring Lenny, Carl, and Moe titled "Homer Sucks," where they discuss Homer's negative traits. It is revealed that Maggie now refuses to film with Homer, leading the family to create a fake Maggie for videos. The Simpsons then post a video promising to address the controversies, but no further videos appear.

The viewer then watches a series of videos from other vloggers, including Nelson and Shauna, who discover the Simpsons' secret mansion. Upon entering, they find the family has been living there in secret. It is revealed that the Simpsons accidentally locked themselves in the mansion's panic room nine days prior. During this confinement, they reconnected with each other and decided to stop making videos, effectively ending their vlogging career.

The episode concludes with the anonymous viewer being revealed as George R. R. Martin, who then watches another unrelated video of drag queens arguing in a Waffle House, signaling the end of the Simpsons' vlog saga.

At the end of "My Life as a Vlog," the Simpsons family is found living secretly in a hidden mansion after having gone missing for nine days. Various vloggers discover their secret home, revealing the family's retreat from public view following the controversies and pressures of their viral vlogging fame.

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The episode concludes with Professor Frink posting a vlog explaining that the Simpsons have been missing for nine days. He analyzes the events that might have led to their disappearance, providing a scientific and detailed breakdown of the family's situation.

Following this, a group of vloggers, including Nelson and Shauna, track down the Simpsons' secret mansion. They break into the house, uncovering that the family has been living there quietly, away from the public eye and the intense scrutiny that came with their online fame.

The discovery of the mansion and the family's presence there marks the resolution of the episode's mystery about their whereabouts. Each main character's fate at this point is that they remain together, having withdrawn from the public vlogging scene to presumably recover from the pressures and controversies that their online personas generated.

This ending highlights the consequences of the family's pursuit of internet fame and the toll it takes on their personal lives, culminating in their retreat to a secluded life away from the spotlight.

The Simpsons Season 34, Episode 12 titled "My Life as a Vlog" does have a post-credit scene. After the main story, which is told through a series of YouTube recommended videos chronicling the rise and fall of the Simpson family vlog, the post-credit scene shows the family being interviewed by a character named Opal. During this interview, the Simpsons explain that they got trapped after their door got locked, which accounts for their mysterious disappearance. This scene provides closure to the mystery of their vanishing and adds a humorous touch to the episode's conclusion.

The Simpsons family initially rises to fame when a video of Maggie and Homer titled 'Cute Baby Gets Stage Fright' goes viral. Their popularity further increases with another viral video, 'Ten-Year-Old Drugged-Out After Oral Surgery During Family Car Sing-A-Long', which leads each family member to start their own YouTube series.

Marge creates a series called 'Deep Fried Thoughts' where she interviews guests while they eat deep-fried foods. Bart starts a prank show called 'Gurt Squad' where he sprays yogurt over people in Springfield. Lisa makes videos about cleaning local beaches, though it is later revealed that she sometimes dirties them first to create content.

Milhouse, who was the cameraman for the Simpsons' vlogs, exposes the dark side of the family in a video titled 'The Dark Side of the Simpson Family'. This reveals that Homer is often filled with rage behind the scenes, Bart's co-stars are paid actors, and Lisa sometimes dirties beaches to clean them up for her videos.

The Simpsons family accidentally locks themselves in their mansion's panic room. During this time, they reconnect with each other and decide to stop making videos.

The anonymous viewer watching the Simpsons' vlogs at the beginning of the episode is revealed to be George R. R. Martin.

The Simpsons Season 34, Episode 12 "My Life as a Vlog" is generally family-friendly but contains some elements that might be mildly objectionable or upsetting for very young children or sensitive viewers. The episode satirizes internet culture, particularly family vlogging and clickbait, and includes humor about social media addiction and product placement. It is presented in a reality show style with quick-cut video clips, which might be confusing or overstimulating for some children.

Potentially sensitive aspects include:

• Satirical portrayal of family dynamics under the pressure of internet fame, which might include mild family conflict or stress.
• Some scenes parodying internet trends and influencer culture, including moments that could be seen as irritating or cringy, typical of reality TV tropes.
• Brief references to internet controversies and social media behaviors that might require some maturity to understand.
• No explicit violence, strong language, or adult themes are noted, but the episode's humor and format are more suited to older children and adults familiar with internet culture.

Overall, the episode is more about social commentary and humor related to online video culture than anything truly objectionable, but parents of very young or sensitive children might want to preview it due to its fast pace and satirical tone.